The Late Show reflects on Anthony Scaramucci's White House tenure

Kelly Massey
August 4, 2017

Though we don't know what delayed the closing - perhaps fatally concerning Scaramucci's tenure in the White House - of the sale to buyers that most prominently include Chinese conglomerate HNA, reporting suggests that financial advisors looking out for the interests of investors proved a sticking point.

Others in late night, such as Seth Meyers of NBC's "Late Night", shared in Colbert's disbelief over the sudden departure of Scaramucci.

And after realizing that "the Mooch" follows Kimmel on Twitter, the host said he was able to snag an interview with the former White House aide. And decency will always play second fiddle to manliness because social conservatives are so nostalgic for the myth of the "man's man" in public life, they're willing to entertain a semblance of that man in any variety - even the variety that skips the birth of his son while he spits in the face of the truth.

Explaining that the Trump administration was keen to instead install someone who would last a little longer, he joked that "they announced the new White House Communications Director Emanual Fruit Fly".

"Mr Scaramucci felt it was best to give chief of staff John Kelly a clean slate and the ability to build his own team". This admiration for moneyed male meanness is at the heart of the ethos of the Proud Boys, the white nationalist group founded by media entrepreneur Gavin McInnes, whose uniform is a Fred Perry polo, a shirt that typically goes for about a hundred dollars Canadian. "It would not be surprising that CFIUS did Mooch in".

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After being so badly burned by politics, Scaramucci needs a holiday, and what better option than to get on the next series of Love Island?

The couple, who married in 2014, worked together at SkyBridge Capital, the hedge fund business founded by Mr. Scaramucci.

"Scaramucci came into our lives, made everyone obsessed with him for like a week, and then he left us with nothing but memories and a bunch of weird moves", Noah said, copying "the Mooch's" signature hand gestures during his time at the White House podium.

The Globe's top picks for what to see and do each weekend, in Boston and beyond. In a very short amount of time, he has been hired and fired as White House communications director, experienced the birth of his son, James, and reportedly received a divorce summons from his wife. "Evidently, 'no chaos' wasn't bragging, it was complaining". Noah said. "I haven't even finished my Scaramucci tattoo!"

The host then offered a farewell song to the former aide, saying, "Anthony Scaramucci, we hardly knew-chi". Barely got to the White House. And now I've gone and thrown it all away. "The front-stabber has been back-stabbed".

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